#exotic dancer lance AU

[chintara]

Lance VLD Fanfic Idea:

Remember that time when the wormhole destabilized? (Yeah I know this is used a lot, but if you got a better idea do it!)

Lance is spinning out of control, plummeting towards empty space at dizzying speeds. All he remembers is purple electricity, his team yelling in confusion, then shooting out of the ship at his current trajectory.

“Come on baby,” he grits out through clenched teeth, white knuckled as he works to help Blue equalize. “We got this, I got this, it’ll all be-”

Why did no one think to put seatbelts in the lions? Lance pushes up from his spot on the floor, kneeling to see what stopped his uncontrolled spinning. Neon lights flash over his view screen, and a sign on his left depicts an alien woman (maybe, he really doesn’t want to judge) made from lights, leaning back on a pole, tail “swaying” as the lights flash, and her four arms sensually flashing across her body.

“Please, don’t tell me,” he stands to get a better look, bellow him sprawls a metal city, flashing lights, fireworks, brightly colored aliens, and most worrying; more stripper adds topping buildings and floating outside doorways. “Pidge will never let me live this down.”

A couple things

Lance can’t get blue back online

This place is deep into the empire so there aren’t Voltron friendly

A brothel mother takes lance in

He starts as a server, but he spends so long there he needs to get an apartment

Stripping gives him good money

A blade of mammora finds lance, reports to kolivan

Team comes for lance, there was a time dilation (1 month lance = 1 day team)

Lance is there for a little over a year (12 1/2 days team)

Lance rejoins team, and uses his new skills to complete undercover missions, lipstick missions, and even trains some of the blade

This all makes Shiro uncomfortable, but lance is 18 so he can make his own decisions

Keith secretly loves it and when lance and him start dating, lance takes full advantage of his skills

Pidge loves to bring it up in front of Shiro and lance joins them in embarrassing their leader

Hunk spends time researching alien stds and acts as lances muscle on missions

Allura is hesitant about sending Lance on these missions at first (she still sees him as immature) but soon realises how much lance matured and the insane amount of info he can get from these missions

Coran briefs lance about alien anatomy and cultural beliefs before missions, and treats lance when things get too serious once, vowing to do anything to keep his adoptive son safe

Maybe a couple assassinations when he unlocks a pistol on his bayard

* Free for anyone to use, as long as I am credited *

[malsfefanfics]

OC Profile: Tancred

art by @/nessiemccormick, edited down to icon size by me

"He was always very sickly, according to his family. But from what I've seen, he's very enthusiastic and wise beyond his years. Tancred seems to really like it when people say his name, or when they compare him to his brother. I expect great things from him in the future." -- Edelgard, about Tancred

Full name: Tancred von Vestra Nicknames: Tanc (most people), Mini-Bert (Hapi and Yuri), Treasure (Ferdinand and Dorothea), Sweet-Breeze (Medee) Birthday: Day 31st of the Wyvern Moon, 1174 Age: 6-7 (Pre-TS), 11-12+ (Post-TS) Crest: None Family: Marquis Iason von Vestra (Father, Deceased), Medee (Mother), Hubert (Older Brother), Rosamund (Older sister) Nationality: Adrestia Titles: Hidden Treasure, Mage of Mercy Voice Claim: Maxey Whitehead (Child voice, similar to Alphonse from FMAB), Zach Aguilar (as he ages, hitting somewhere between Tanjiro in Demon Slayer to Aether in Genshin Impact)

Interests: History of Fódlan and surrounding nations, Opera, Magic Studies, Language Learning Likes: Sweets, His brothers and sisters, Gardening, Riding Dislikes: His father, People who are mean, seeing others in pain

Favorite Meals: Saghert and Cream, Sweet Trio Bun, Peach Sorbet, Sautéed Jerky, Liked Meals: Vegetable Pasta Salad. Country-Style Red Turnip Plate, Vegetable Stir-Fry, Small Fish Skewers, Disliked Meals: Spicy Fish and Turnip Stew, Daphnel Stew, Bourgeois Pike,

Tea Preferences: Dandelion Root Blend, Dagda Fruit Blend, Southern Fruit Blend, Sweet Apple Blend, Lavender Blend

Liked Gifts: Hunting Dagger, Board Game, Sheet Music, Armored Bear Stuffy, Tea Leaves, Exotic Spices Disliked Gifts: Goddess Statuette, Blue Cheese

Lost Items:

Bag of Herbs: A velvet pouch of strong smelling herbs that remind you of mint leaves. You find they make you breathe easier.

Small Toy Soldier: A toy soldier that looks to be part of a set. The handmade clothes remind you of someone sinister.

Tin Whistle: A small musical instrument that plays an airy tune. It's size seems best fit for a younger musician.

Starting Class: Noble Preferred Class Path: Noble --> Monk/Myrmidon --> Mage/Dark Mage/Priest/Thief --> Swordmaster/Bishop/Dark Bishop/Warlock --> Dancer/Mortal Savant/Trickster Strength: White Magic, Black Magic, Dark Magic Weakness: Heavy Armor, Brawling Budding Talent: Sword Personal Skill: 'Calming Winds' - Restores 10% HP to nearby allies each turn.

Weapons Starting Levels:

Sword: E+ Lance: E Axe: E Bow: E Brawling: E Reason: D+ Faith: D+ Authority: E+ Heavy Armor: E Riding: E Flying: E

Base Stats:

HP: 17 Str: 5 Mag: 10 Dex: 10 Spd: 7 Lck: 8 Def: 6 Res: 6 Cha: 10

Learned Faith Spells: Heal, Nosferatu, Physic, Restore, Seraphim Learned Reason Spells: Wind, Miasma Δ (Dark Mage) Thoron (Mage), Cutting Gale, Death Γ, Dark Spikes Τ

Recruit Requirements for Canon-Compliance AUs: CF exclusive - Must have up to B support with Hubert.

Potential Supports:

Byleth

Hubert

Rosamund

Medee

Linhardt

Dorothea

Ferdinand

Ashe

Mercedes

Jeritza

Lysithea

Marianne

Ignatz

Hapi

Constance

Dimitri (Through Meals Only, up to B)

Dedue: (Through Meals Only, up to B)

Crit Quotes: (Pre-Timeskip)

Stay back!

Stop it!

I can't falter!

I need to fight!

Just a little more.

I'm sorry!

I need an opening.

Must one of us die?

Crit Quotes: (Post-Timeskip)

For my brother!

For my sister!

I am your pyre!

I will make an opening!

You will be silenced!

Mind and Heart guide me.

Your head is mine!

I do what I must.

I must stay alive.

We shall prevail!

Defeat Quotes:

I can't be here. I need to go.

I...don't feel good....

I'm scared....I want to go home....

I don't want to die alone.....

Hubert....Rosa.....I'm sorry I made you sad.....

Skill Level Increase Quotes:

This is so much fun!

Glad I could get out of bed today.

I think I'm getting stronger. (Weaknesses)

That was too easy. (Strengths)

I never knew I could do that! (Budding Talent)

Level Up Quotes:

I hope I can make everyone proud.

I'm so much stronger now.

I'm know I can be stronger.

This is to help everyone.

You sure I can't learn a bit more?

Gift Quotes:

Liked Gifts: My absolute favorite! Thank you, thank you!

Neutral Gifts: You're so nice to me. Why?

Disliked Gifts: Did I do something to upset you? I'm really sorry.

[shieldmciden]

@birdghosted smashed for a gv. line em up starter 

“Hey! You over there… How much you cost?”

          Lagertha was used to that exotic bar, because she used to work here for a couple of years when she was a teen. She wasn’t a proud of it && nor ashamed, but life had it hard on her at a very young age. But that girl was new to her eyes, && Lagertha knew everyone around, which tickled the back of her mind. 

[ao3feed-fitzsimmons]

How Do You Become One Again

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by Lilsciencequeen

In a town full of secrets, Fitz soon finds out that his neighbour might be hiding one of the biggest whilst Jemma does everything to keep her family alive.

// A FitzSimmons Lost River-AU

Words: 1621, Chapters: 1/8, Language: English

Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Jemma Simmons, Leo Fitz, Skye | Daisy Johnson, Bobbi Morse, Lance Hunter, Grant Ward

Relationships: Leo Fitz/Jemma Simmons, Jemma Simmons & Skye | Daisy Johnson, Bobbi Morse & Jemma Simmons, Leo Fitz & Lance Hunter

Additional Tags: Brothels, Strippers & Strip Clubs, Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, Lost River AU, Minor Angst, Childhood Friends, Developing Relationship, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism

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[ao3feed-keithshiro]

A Little Scare

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by ElfGrove

Playing in tufaloo's Yeehaw AU, what if Shiro fell while working at the club and Keith wasn't there?

Words: 2969, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Giada the Chick - Character, Lance (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith/Shiro (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Yeehaw AU, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, farm au, Stripper Shiro (Voltron), Farmer Keith (Voltron), Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, Ex-Military Shiro (Voltron), Fluff, Fluff and Angst

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[neyasochi]

Rating: Mature Relationships: Keith/Shiro (Voltron) Additional Tags: Fluff, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, Shiro's birthday, minor Lance/Pidge, Minor Allura/Lotor, Second-Hand Embarrassment

Summary:

Hoping to add a little excitement to Shiro’s birthday party, Lance hires the best last-minute stripper that about eighty-seven-dollars can buy.

(The stripper AU where Keith is really bad at his night job and Shiro is entranced anyway.)

[ao3-feedshance]

Let Me Take You Home

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by sitswithcats

Au where Shiro buys the strip club that Lance is working at

Words: 4576, Chapters: 1/4, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Shay (Voltron), Matt Holt, Kolivan (Voltron)

Relationships: Lance/Shiro (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Strippers & Strip Clubs, Friends to Lovers, Boss/Employee Relationship, Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, Stripper Lance (Voltron), Stripper Keith (Voltron)

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[ao3feed-voltronlegendarydefender]

For Your Eyes Only

read it on the AO3 at For Your Eyes Only

by patchwork_panda

This is the fic idea I'd posted on Tumblr that ended up getting more notes than I was expecting... so I wrote it.

AU one shot where Keith is a stripper, people like him and request him because he seems so aloof and hot and the customers hope they might be the one person he’s nice to and Shiro is just some poor guy who got dragged in by his fellow groomsmen at a friend’s bachelor party. Keith is his normal self, not nice at all to anyone but he does seem to be interested in Shiro... A short, (kinda) hot fic in which Shiro somehow starts out getting a lap dance and ends up with Keith's phone number.

Words: 5599, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Shiro (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Matt Holt

Relationships: Keith/Shiro (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, Strippers & Strip Clubs, Strip Tease, Shiro is a cop, Matt is a detective, Keith is a stripper, lance is a stripper, Pidge gets a sort of cameo, Kolivan gets a cameo because why the hell not, No Sex, shiro has no idea what he's doing, I tried to make Keith sexy, really hope I did it

read it on the AO3 at For Your Eyes Only

[ao3feed-shatt]

Consummation // Klance AU

read it on ao3 at http://ift.tt/2CP4jFY by ConsensualKlance

by ConsensualKlance

"No, I'm not going in there. Besides were only 19 we can't get alcohol it'll be boring" he argued trying to find an excuse not to go in the club full of loud music and sweaty people.

"My brother owns the place we can get free drinks and vip access" Pidge sniggered, knowing Lance can't get out of it no matter what.

"Your brother owns a strip club?" Lance wheezed.

Or:

An AU where Lance just got his heartbroken, his friends try to cheer him up by taking him to a strip club where he meets a cute stripper.

 I have no plot for this I'm just writing as I go.

I do not own the characters. however the story line, idea, and actual writing is mine. Please do not copy :)

Words: 990, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Hunk (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Matt Holt, Coran (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Nyma (Voltron), Rolo (Voltron), Lotor (Voltron)

Relationships: Klance - Relationship, Shatt - Relationship, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Matt Holt/Shiro

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, BoyxBoy, stripperAU, Fluff, Angst, Smut, Bottom Keith (Voltron), Bisexual Lance (Voltron), Cuban Lance (Voltron), Top Lance (Voltron), Minor Matt Holt/Shiro, Female Pronouns for Pidge | Katie Holt, Gay, Bisexuality

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[fairylights101writes]

tagged by my pretty little lady @oisugasuga who you should totally love on because she’s amazing. also got tagged by the dweeb we all know and love @amajikies who is absolutely wonderful and a delight to know and talk to

List all the things you’re currently working on in as much or little details you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on.

This can be writing, art, vids, gifsets!

tagging || @frenchibi @glassesgirl0401 @allmycharactersare-dead @foxyena @queerbatnana @russiansunflower3

Pidge Big Bang - v angst, featuring trans Pidge, but what identity is a surprise

Voltron Supernova - kinda angsty shklance where Keith is a prince of Japan, Shiro is his guard, and Lance is an exotic dancer who doesn’t speak their language plus at least one (1) assasination attempt or success

Commission for @oisugasuga who is a thirsty girl for oisuga (shocker, I know)

A PMMM fic where Godoka returns to Earth bc she’s gay and hears a certain someone calling for her from across the universe, even though she shouldn’t be remembered

So. Many. Houseki. No. Kuni. Fics. specifically one involving the amethysts, one with Phos and Antarcticite, and working on one surrounding Diamond and Bort

AU where Suga and Oikawa are trans and Suga is hella jelly for reasons

HP Haikyuu!! AU - I’m thinking Gryffindor Suga and Slytherin Oikawa who’s secretly a muggle-born wizard

Haikyuu AU with @oisugasuga where Suga is snek dad and Oikawa is v afraid of sneks

Arranged marriage oisuga with trans Suga and very supportive husband Oikawa

kagesuga au where Kags is from a rich family, Hinata is their family gardener, and Suga is the very sick boy who suddenly seems to live around Kags

novel 1

suffering

[kitausu]

All I'm saying is that every pole dancer/exotic dancer shance au I have ever read is now completely canon because my son Lance can work that upside down split like no other.

[ao3feed-keithshiro]

For Your Eyes Only

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2rE7yNH

by patchwork_panda

This is the fic idea I'd posted on Tumblr that ended up getting more notes than I was expecting... so I wrote it.

AU one shot where Keith is a stripper, people like him and request him because he seems so aloof and hot and the customers hope they might be the one person he’s nice to and Shiro is just some poor guy who got dragged in by his fellow groomsmen at a friend’s bachelor party. Keith is his normal self, not nice at all to anyone but he does seem to be interested in Shiro... A short, (kinda) hot fic in which Shiro somehow starts out getting a lap dance and ends up with Keith's phone number.

Words: 5599, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Shiro (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Matt Holt

Relationships: Keith/Shiro (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, Strippers & Strip Clubs, Strip Tease, Shiro is a cop, Matt is a detective, Keith is a stripper, lance is a stripper, Pidge gets a sort of cameo, Kolivan gets a cameo because why the hell not, No Sex, shiro has no idea what he's doing, I tried to make Keith sexy, really hope I did it

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2rE7yNH

[ao3feed--sheith]

Zirconium

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by zonderliing

Post Voltron. The Galra won the war. The lions are no more and the Paladins are reduced to a life of sex work to pay for their living on a new planet, with their hopes of returning to earth shattered.

Alien Strip Club AU

Words: 5330, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Lance (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith/Shiro (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, Blow Jobs, Friends With Benefits, Porn With Plot

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[ao3feedshklance]

Slow Like Honey

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by turnpikeghost

in which Shiro strips his way through college.

Words: 724, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Pidge (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Coran (Voltron), Zarkon (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith/Shiro (Voltron), Lance/Shiro (Voltron), Keith/Lance/Shiro

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, Alternate Universe - College/University, College AU, Stripper AU, shklance - Freeform, SHEITH - Freeform, shance, Strippers & Strip Clubs, striptease, Teasing, Slow Build, Kinda, how do I tag this?, who knows - Freeform

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[pluvihelion]

` * WISHLIST!

Some scenarios / AU’s to consider that would be hella awesome to write  ( below the cut )  so feel free to yell HMU if any of these interest you!  the list may expand at later dates:

soulmate au  ( based on this fanfic )  

“wrong-number” au where lance is given the wrong number but ends up befriending the stranger (muse B) anyway  ---- influenced by this fanfic.

fake dating aus

pretend dating aus

modern au where lance plays his guitar on the boardwalk on the beach for those who pass by every sunday afternoon.  he plays for free, and he loves to bring smiles to strangers faces with his music & singing  ( he probs sings a few tunes in spanish as well ).  muse B is curious of this cute boy playing by the beach , and when they go to investigate , lance and them lock eyes.  suddenly , it’s as if lance is serenading muse B , not looking anywhere but them  ( because damn , what an attractive on - looker ).  up to you whether they talk after the performance or run into each other later on while on the boardwalk , etc.

stripper!lance au , or exotic dancer who works on the Vegas Strip.  he’s a very popular show , and his demeanor on and off stage captivate a very shy first timer to one of these venues (muse B).  up to you in how they meet .

barista!lance where him and his new coworker (muse B) play the starbucks name - game and try to butcher the names on the cups best they can.  last one to keep their cool loses!

lance teaching muse B how to surf / swim!!!!!

aquarium dates

or , aquarium - worker lance following a fellow tourist ( muse B ) around and insisting on telling them all there is to know of every single aquatic animal in there --- along with some underlying flirt along the way.  up to muse B if they flirt back , give sass , etc .

royalty au!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  OF ANY SORT BC IM A WEAK BITCH

HITMAN AU!!!!

lance as a cop working for the miami police department , muse B can be either : a criminal , a fellow coworker , or a cutie he’s found interest in while on patrol.

college roommates !!

next door neighbors tho. lance being the loud and obnoxious neighbor while muse B just quietly keeps to themselves / isn’t home often / etc. it isn’t until lance goes knocking on their door at 1am , clad in nothing but a towel , asking if they can at least hide out there until he can get a spare key. it’s the first time muse B sees lance not act like his boisterous self , and is a bit thrown at how gentle he can be!!!

or , anything involving next door neighbors really. ANYTHING.

on the topic of college aus , what about college party scenario!  lance is part of this frat , and he hosts this banging party on a saturday night.  lots of booze , lots of dancing.  it’s super fun !! maybe muse B can either : be really shy / annoyed / feel out of place as they weave through the crowd ( their roommate forced them into going ) and somehow land themselves in a game of beer pong / spin the bottle with lance.  or they can be a party animal , challenging lance to drinking contests and shit like that  or both!

phone - sex hotline operator.  i need it.  lance would be hilarious at it.  maybe muse B can be a regular , a new client who soon becomes a regular , or maybe they call just to vent about something & end up forming a weird bond with this anonymous hotline boy. anything!!!  OR:  muse B is the operator and LANCE is the one who calls for whatever reason (see above).

PUNK / NERD AU!!!!!!!!!!

star trek aus give me life

for keith’s : altean!lance & galra!keith. anything involving this dynamic has me weak in the fuckin knees

marine biologist lance !!!  saving the whales!! studying ocean life!! ugh give me anything remotely including lance as a MB!

[ao3feed-shatt]

You Get Me Closer To God

read it on ao3 at http://ift.tt/2sTOM2A by Levis_rose

by Levis_rose

Keith, dealing with an abusive boyfriend and working at a local strip club, is just trying to make his way through life the best that he can when he meets Lance. Lance, who lights up a room with his obnoxious humor, who takes every opportunity to make Keith smile, who pulls Keith further and further from the life he knew. The two get closer until tragedy strikes Keith, but will Lance be there to catch him? Or will Keith fall, in more ways than one.

((Trigger warning for non/dubcon, physical and mental abuse, and graphic descriptions of sex and violence))

Words: 1795, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Rape/Non-Con

Categories: F/F, M/M

Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Matt Holt, Pidge | Katie Holt, Pidge (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Original Female Character, Hunk (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron), Matt Holt/Shiro, Pidge/Original Female Character

Additional Tags: klance, Langst, Fluff, Angst, Dom/sub, Lotor is an abusive ass, Abusive Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Shiro has magic Mario Kart powers, Smut, Bondage, Safe Sane and Consensual, Lotor being called everything but his name, Keith is so tsundere, lots of kinks, Stripper AU, Strippers & Strip Clubs, Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, Spanking, Bottom Lance (Voltron), sub lance, Dom Keith (Voltron)

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